Welcome to the Starlight Lines
Sof-A-Spud Card Service!
The very fact that you're here is
a mark of distinction. Your distinction. Because it only means one
thing. It means that you're either too busy and successful to do your own
personal leisure-cruising right now; or that you know someone like
that. Okay. That's two things. We know it. But with someone like you, hey,
who's counting?
So which is it to be?
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I'm too busy and successful to
do my own leisure-cruising right now, but you know what? I want my friends
to know that if I were on an incredibly expensive, luxurious, intergalactic
pleasure voyage, why, I'd be thinking of them as I sat on, say,
the promenade deck with a long cool drink and a slinky companion, pitying
the poor shlumps back home, but in a very caring sort of way. So
lead me to the
Postcard Sending Service.
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You're right. I have some pretty
smart
friends with whom I am on first-name terms, and let me tell you, they think
of me a lot. In fact, one of them has sent me a postcard
which I would like to collect now.
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