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You Wanna Complain?

There are just too many people not doing enough work today and expecting the state to support them. 
The state? You mean the taxpayer! I'm fed up with paying all those taxes, isn't it time we got something for it?
Oh you're just looking for something for nothing. You don't realise how tough it is to raise six children when all your husand wants to do is drink beer and watch TV. I hate to say this, but my mother was right about him. 
Great, now you bring your mother into it, as if mother's don't cause enough trouble in this world. I mean, just who was it who wouldn't let you date that football captain just because he wasn't Jewish?
It wasn't that, it was because he had ginger hair. You know how people with ginger hair are just always causing trouble. That guy from the council today, he had ginger hair.
But he wasn't causing trouble, he was just saying that if you don't move those three car wrecks from off the street, he was going to have to remove them and send you the bill. I told you not to buy any more old junks but, no, you were going to repair them, you were going to sell them, you were going to keep the best one as your car. Three heaps of rusting Detroit Detritus.
Well you see what I mean? Just what has it got to do with him? It's right outside my house, and I pay my taxes. This world is just full of people who wanna complain! 

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